Goodbye...no for reals...

Here we go again...I can hear the sneers from here, "Shut up Cher!". Sadly for moi, I will not be pulling a Dancing With The Stars comeback after today. my desk has been cleaned my unfinished work has been shredded and I' m outta here!

Thanks again for making me want to do this everyday, and for your support.

Lets hope the world keeps giving up head shaving breakdowns and coked out car chases because it's really all that matters. It's times like these that make us Whatevah readers smile.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Everyone please say a prayer for Brad Pitt for in about 2.3 seconds he'll be grabbed from the street and thrown into the back of a van.

In a recent interview with a German magazine this is how Brad responded when asked to compare his new Nazi flick with Tom Cruise's Valkyrie.

"It was a ridiculous movie."

Um...Xenu be with you Brad, Xenu be with you. You cannot talk bad about the patron saint of Scientology. You will die.

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Make it A Winehouse Night

Amy Winehouse went out last night in London , got plastered, spilled, cried and headed home for a midnight snack of crack and cheese.

Apparently she was crying inconsolably about her divorce.

Oh and the white stuff under her nose may just be dry skin but with her you never know.

New Ad

Scarlett Johansson's new ad for Dolce & Gabbana's scent Rose The One.

Much better than Mimi.






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Bump Watch '09

Sarah Michelle Geller taking her dog to the vet, that's pretty much all she ever does.

Heidi Klum chills at the beach.

Ellen Pompeo continues to wow us with her colorful wardrobe.


Gisele Bundchen.



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Carey Poses

Mariah Carey's new ad for her fragrance.

It looks to me like a glamorous depends ad, her face just screams "Uh Oh" to me.





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Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are out and proud. The two were spotted playing the most boringest (it's a word now bitch) game evah, Golf.

Eddie recently said this the Entertainment Tonight:

"When you reach a certain point in your career, you're placed in this unfair
fishbowl."

When you're a married dlist celeb and you sleep with another married dlist celeb that's when you're put in a fishbowl, Bud. It's not like we all dropped everything and started watching you after your moving performance on Sabrina The Teenage Witch.

STFU and play golf dumbass.

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